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Kraken news for Thames

03/12/200927/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

Huzzah! The river bobbies are coming back. Earlier this year, I bemoaned the loss of the very excellent PC Jim Halstead who was a regular sight aboard the launch he shared with Environment Agency officers whilst patrolling our bit of the Thames.

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Kraken idea, hope it works

15/10/200927/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

As regular readers of this column will know, I deplored the decision by Surrey Police to remove the only officer dedicated to patrolling our stretch of the Thames back in August.

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Fish stock depletion concern

14/09/200926/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

I’m still receiving feedback following my columns about apparent problems with eastern European fishermen taking too many fish from the river – including an acknowledgement from the Environment Agency that this really is an issue.

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Fire and water don’t mix

02/09/200927/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

Generally speaking, boating is a very relaxing and enjoyable pastime – in my opinion you just can’t beat pottering along the river on a beautiful day enjoying the tranquility and watching the wildlife.

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Readers report illegal fishing

22/08/200926/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

Several readers have been in touch following last week’s column about illegal fishing on our stretch of the Thames – and the one thing that most of you have told me is that it appears to be people of eastern European origin who are ignoring the rules.

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Report those rogue anglers

14/08/200926/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

The one thing that the majority of people who use the river for recreation have in common is a sense of responsibility – a desire to preserve the Thames and to safeguard its beauty for future generations.

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So, why should we cop it?

01/07/200926/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

I really hate bean counters. Those faceless accountants who sit in the background out of the firing line in so many organisations and who, with a stroke of a pen, decide that services must be cut to balance the books without any real thought about how the decision could impact on people’s lives.

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How we miss those floating cops

13/02/200827/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

Increase in river crime illustrates the need for dedicated patrols

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To contact Mort, email him at mortsmith32@gmail.com or call him on 01787 226974. He’s always pleased to hear from old friends who provided such a wealth of information and great stories for Riverwatch.

These columns appeared in the Surrey Herald.

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