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Red-iculous

25/10/201226/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

What kind of lunatic ignores danger signs?

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For those in peril…

03/04/201103/12/2012Mort SmithComment(0)

To anyone who spends time messing about in boats of all kinds, the dangers inherent in a life on the water are always there in the background.

Rules and regulations

Policing the river now DIY

13/08/201002/12/2012Mort SmithComment(0)

While a lot of attention is being focused on the Surrey Police initiative called Project Kraken – designed primarily to encourage a kind of neighbourhood watch on the river to spot possible terrorist activity – many local residents are still unhappy with the lack of a permanent dedicated officer on our stretch of the Thames.

Recent developments

Nothing if not ambitious

07/08/201002/12/2012Mort SmithComment(0)

Last year in this column, I wrote that I thought the authorities should introduce a mandatory test and a licence of competence before anyone was allowed to take a boat out on the water – and several people jumped down my throat, berating me for proposing to introduce more bureaucracy into our leisure time.

Rules and regulations

Some Kraken results

25/07/201002/12/2012Mort SmithComment(0)

At the tail end of 2009, Surrey Police announced the launch of Project Kraken – an initiative designed to alert people on our stretch of the river to the dangers of terrorist and criminal activity on the non-tidal Thames.

Events

Racing in the memory of two gentlemen of the regatta

12/07/201002/12/2012Mort SmithComment(0)

It’s that time of year when the Thames regularly resounds to the shouts of enthusiastic coxes urging on the oarsmen in the boat in front of them and one of the highlights of the season is always Staines Amateur Regatta which takes place on Saturday, July 24.

Recent developments

Ignoring red boards could even be fatal

23/01/201026/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote in this column about the rowing four which wrapped itself around one of the stanchions below Walton Bridge and was quickly turned into matchwood by the fast-flowing stream.

Recent developments

An almost fatal lesson

10/01/201026/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

You sometimes wonder what goes on in people’s heads, don’t you? You probably read in last week’s Herald and News about the youngsters whose rowing four crashed into Walton Bridge throwing its crew into the water and totally wrecking the boat.

Rules and regulations

Fire and water don’t mix

02/09/200927/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

Generally speaking, boating is a very relaxing and enjoyable pastime – in my opinion you just can’t beat pottering along the river on a beautiful day enjoying the tranquility and watching the wildlife.

Rules and regulations

How we miss those floating cops

13/02/200827/02/2013Mort SmithComment(0)

Increase in river crime illustrates the need for dedicated patrols

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To contact Mort, email him at mortsmith32@gmail.com or call him on 01787 226974. He’s always pleased to hear from old friends who provided such a wealth of information and great stories for Riverwatch.

These columns appeared in the Surrey Herald.

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